"Get in shape" hovers near the top of many New Year's resolution lists, right next to "deal with raccoon infestation" and "figure out how raccoons get trapped in the TV." Stop watching so many TV shows starring raccoons with today's Groupon: for $45, you get a one-week membership and a 50-minute Swedish or sports massage at Club One, with 14 locations in the Bay Area (a $217 total value).
Club One's clean, eco-friendly facilities furnish fitness fanatics with access to hundreds of weekly classes, as well as pools, saunas, and state-of-the-art cardio contraptions. Over the course of the week-long membership, the only limiting factor to how many workout sessions you attend, including spinning, kickboxing, aqua fit, Pilates, and 12 types of yoga, is the tendency of the human body to catch on fire from sustained friction. Schedules and fitness features vary by location.
A 50-minute Swedish massage sweeps the knotty avenues of muscle villages with long, gentle strokes, and a sports massage directs revitalizing pressure at tense, high-performance fibers. Child care facilities are available at five locations and are staffed by caring professionals that can take on your little knots of worry as you work off steam, take in steam, or sublimate into a peaceful wisp of steam.
Yelpers give all Club One Fitness locations a 3.5-star average or better: