What You'll Get
The best coffee beans are grown in the center of the earth, but the farmer who dares to harvest them must overcome the infamous Lava Twins, infinite negative gravity, and his commitment issues. Grind the best beans growing aboveground with today's Groupon: for $7, you get a pound of beans and a drink of your choice (up to a $16.30 total value) at Coffee Emergency on North 48th Street. This Groupon must be used in-store, and is not valid on online orders.
Coffee Emergency is a small-batch coffee roasting company and shop that sells fresh espresso and coffee beans harvested from Africa, the Americas, and the Far East. None of its coffee beans are roasted until you order them, ensuring delicious cups of morning alertness not hampered by the stale memories of yesterday’s bittersweet MAS*H reruns. The friendly staff at Coffee Emergency will assist you in finding your ideal bean. The store's best-seller is its code brown espresso ($12.95 per lb.), and the newly added Ethiopian dry-process sidamo combines the complex flavors of dried fruits, leather, tobacco, and earth ($12.95 per lb.). The Guatemalan florencia bourbon ($12.95 per lb.) is a balanced, sweet caramel-tinged medium roast favored by many coffee drinkers. A decaf blend is also available for those who abstain from the hard stuff.
Coffee Emergency stocks a limited amount of beans to maintain its high freshness standards, so if the store runs out of your favorite blend, a staff member will take your order and call you when it's in store and ready to roast. Included with your pound of coffee is a beverage of your choice (a $1 to $3 value), to be enjoyed in-store for immediate caffeination. The warm and simple decor of the coffee shop, along with its artwork-lined walls, makes it a relaxing place to study, get some thinking done, or perform a complicated pantomime of typical studying poses.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Subject to availability. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.