Making a good sandwich, like removing a child’s head from between stair balusters, requires delicate handling and a lot of mayonnaise. Marvel at skilled condiment usage with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of breakfast fare, sandwiches, salads, and more at Coffee Pub.

Coffee Pub's cozy wallpapered dining room and sunny outdoor patio fill with the sounds of diners supping on fresh, California-style fare. Early birds can focus in on the café's menu as if it were a morning newspaper scribed by scholarly worms, and read about the latest in spanish omelets ($9.25) and smoked salmon's upcoming appearance in a benedict show ($9.55). Ingredient-rich sandwiches commandeer plate space during lunch, including the Marin, stuffed with roast beef, black-forest ham, and horseradish ($7.95), and the Burns and Allen ($7.25), planting avocado next to soy baco-bits and sprouts to cultivate a gourmet, meat-free garden. While sipping on fresh and fruity smoothies such as the Peach Pizazz ($5.45 for 16 oz.), diners can surf the web using Coffee Pub's free WiFi and the computer mouse with the strongest abdominals.