Muscles, like superheroes, can lift heavy objects but are easily strained by backpacks filled with kryptonite. Ease tension with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get a one-hour therapeutic massage on an infrared sauna bed at Colon Care, LLC (a $90 value).
Massage technicians at Colon Care, LLC melt away muscle knots with six types of therapeutic massage as an infrared sauna bed gently warms skin. Skilled fingers target trigger points during a myofascial-release session, and a relaxing Swedish massage soothes away tension with long, flowing strokes and generous helpings of meatballs. Therapists can also relieve pain with deep-tissue massage, use lymphatic-draining techniques to cleanse bodies of waste, or work to prevent athletic injuries during a sports massage. Alternatively, they can design a customized massage to knock out pain, tension, and mooching in-laws stubbornly lodged in specific areas.
During all six types of one-hour massage, the warmth of the infrared sauna bed works to cleanse the body of toxins, boost immunity, and lull reptilian sidekicks into a deep sleep. Before the session, clients may recline in a soft chair in the waiting lounge, sipping lemon-ginger tea to the soothing sound of Chopin sonatas or crickets practicing arpeggios on tiny violins.
Complimentary parking in a private garage is available for patients and visitors.
1750 SW Harbor Way
Portland, Oregon 97201