What You'll Get
Unlike keys, wallets, and lucky heads, cellulite is difficult to lose and rarely left behind on subway seats. Today's deal performs a disappearing act on stubborn dimples: for $185, you get three VelaShape cellulite treatments (a $1,200 value) at Completely Bare. This Groupon is valid at two locations: on Fifth Avenue downtown or in Scarsdale.
Much like a 3-D real-time Photoshop, the VelaShape treatment reduces cellulite and firms problem areas with an FDA-approved device that combines bi-polar radiofrequency, infrared light energy, a vacuum, and mechanical massage. Completely Bare's friendly, expert technicians will carefully shape and slim away your body's cottage-cheese deposits, adjusting each treatment to accommodate your comfort level and sensitivity. Many clients compare the VelaShape treatment to a warm deep-tissue massage, and with no downtime, you'll be on your way in a jiff—bereft of the unsightly jiggle that once clung to your legs like a saran-wrapped toddler.
Whether you're on your way to the beach in lingerie, riding the subway in a bikini, or simply lost a playoff bet to a mean-spirited fraternity brother, Completely Bare's cellulite treatment will have your thighs, abs, and derriere streamlined in time to rock any of this Halloween's "sexy" costume variants—be it sexy pilgrim, sexy vagrant, or sexy Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. Call ahead to set up your appointment.
Reviews
While there aren't user reviews for Completely Bare's Scarsdale location, Citysearchers give its downtown location an average of 4.5 stars, and Yelpers give it a 3.5-star average. Completely Bare was also a Critics’ Pick in New York magazine:
- Exuding cool femininity with their white and gold decorating schemes, classical accents, ethereal music, and all-female staff, Completely Bare's four city locations are havens for women, men, and a large number of celebrities who want to bare all, and then some. – New York
- I really like the staff at Completely Bare. They are always professional and accommodating. – Vic V., Yelp
- The staff is wonderful and I have no complaints. – VS1983, Citysearch
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 27, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per body area. Valid only at 5th Ave. and Scarsdale locations. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Completely Bare
Cindy Barshop may have a familiar face. She gained reality-TV fame as a cast member of The Real Housewives of New York City, but she found success much earlier when the Madison Avenue spa she founded more than 10 years ago grew into a hair-removal brand known throughout the country. Completely Bare’s waxing specialists dab bikini lines with the shop’s proprietary blend of ouch-less wax, which adheres to hair instead of skin to avoid the painful pull that often accompanies a waxing session. The blend is hypoallergenic and does not cause acne, which makes it ideal for depilating sensitive skin and touchy bodily zones. Routine waxing sessions add extra sparkle with the salon’s vajazzling service, which bedecks newly hair-free spots with up to 70 Swarovski crystals arranged into such shapes as hearts, stars, peace signs, and MPAA ratings. The spa specialists also migrate beyond the below-the-belt area to polish the rest of the body with facials, laser hair removal, spray tanning, and teeth whitening.