Before dry cleaning, clothing was washed by dressing up a phalanx of backyard laundry scarecrows just before thunderstorms. Today's deal lets you do away with sopping strawmen and clean your clothes the new-fashioned way—with science: for $12, you get $25 worth of dry cleaning at Country Squire Cleaners, which has five locations in the St. Louis area. Today's deal is not valid toward leather, suede, or household items (comforters, duvets, pillows, rugs, drapes, alterations, table/bed linens, etc.).

The vigilant vestment knights at the family-owned-and-operated Country Squire Cleaners have burnished and buffed cloth body armor for 55 years. Whether you've been rumpled by wrinkle gangs or inadvertently bathed in Kool-Aid, the friendly, careful staff's meticulous dry-cleaning process can carefully primp a wide wardrobe of garments, including pants ($7.50), sweaters ($7.25), dresses ($14), blazers ($7.50), and blouses ($7.25). Lawful laundering is also at your disposal for shirts ($2.30), folded shirts ($2.55), and pants ($7.50). Instrumental toward removing stains from Earth's dapper cloud lapels, Country Squire employs eco-friendly products such as DrySolv to ensure treatments that are harsh on stains but not on the upper stratosphere.

Cashmere, silk, garments with beads, and other high-end items may be subject to an additional charge.