What You'll Get
According to a recent survey, people have listed chocolate as their preferred cause of death, followed closely by "money avalanche" and "dangerously high exposure to nudity." Get one foot in the tastiest grave with today's Groupon: for $12, you get two boxes of mini chocolate desserts for delivery from Courtney's Wholesale Foods (a $24 value). Today's deal includes delivery to Kitchener, Waterloo, and Cambridge; delivery beyond these city limits is available for an additional fee through Courtney's Wholesale Foods.
Calling her creations "one bite of delight," confectioner Courtney Foreman handcrafts mini chocolate treats from premium ingredients before delivering the frozen indulgences directly to customers' homes. Treats include a box of Bailey Macs that spikes eight chocolate macaroons with Baileys, adding a both a tasty and decorative touch to occasions such as weddings or treaty signings. More mouth-pleasing morsels include 12 chocolates that frolicked through a field of coconut and almonds, or 12 chocolate rum balls that detonate Foreman's signature rum filling upon tasting. Buyers may inquire about personalization options—including custom coatings, toppings, or drizzled emoticons—available for an extra fee.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 21, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. May take up to 14 days for delivery. Extra fee for delivery outside Kitchener, Waterloo and Cambridge. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Courtney's Wholesale Foods
The chefs at Courtney's Wholesale Foods blend sugar into warm butter, simmer berries into syrup, and roll thin sheets of dough to craft a selection of miniature desserts for special occasions, weddings, and birthdays. To customize the treats, they drizzle chocolate across the confections and apply lettering to deliver birthday wishes without chiselling them into a bouncy castle. Inside the well-stocked kitchen, gift baskets and trays fill with rum balls, mini muffins, and cupcakes as bakers bustle around wedding cakes with piping bags full of frosting.