He who laughs last laughs best, unless he doesn't finish laughing before the funeral starts. Empty your chuckle reservoirs in an appropriate setting with today's Groupon: for $15, you get admission for two and $15 worth of tavern fare at Cozzy's Comedy Club & Tavern in Newport News (a $35 value).
Cozzy's Comedy Club serves up a slew of established comedians and a menu brimming with tasty tavern fare. Having played host to a covey of comics from The Late Show With David Letterman, Comedy Central, Saturday Night Live, The Tonight Show, HBO, and Showtime, Cozzy's spotlights an ever-changing schedule of witty visitors.
Humor consumption, much like high-stakes dating, should take place while indulging in bar eats, and starters such as the southwestern chicken egg rolls ($7.95) and panko-breaded shrimp jammers ($7.95) add polite levels of crunchiness to opening acts. After warming up, entrees such as the gouda barbecue piled with pork pulled in-house ($7.50) and the portobello-mushroom sandwich ($6.95) facilitate continued guffaws. Soothe your laugh track with a rich slice of New York–style cheesecake topped with raspberry sauce and whipped cream ($4.95).
A safe haven for laughers everywhere, Cozzy's Comedy Club envelops guests in a green, pub-like interior. Seats swarm center stage, which chucked its traditional red-velvet outfit for a Cozzy logo tee, and a corner oasis boasts a pool table and booths.
- Me and a few girlfriends [sic] went here for a few good laughs! Enjoyed our selves! Great atmosphere would recommend!. Also, It's a fairly small comedy club, but it gets the job done! – Jenn. M, Insider Pages
- Lorrain, the owner, takes pride in her establishment and will do whatever it takes to ensure that your visit is a pleasant one. – Chip, Yahoo! Local
Cozzy's Comedy Club & Tavern
Comics such as late-night TV regular Bobby Collins aren't the only ones penciled in on Cozzy's packed schedule. In addition to weekend standup sets, the tavern hosts weekly Texas Hold'em tournaments, karaoke, open mic nights, and private events. Full brunch, lunch, and dinner menus slake appetites with a wide range of pub grub, from salmon cakes benedict to blackened ahi tuna bites. Cozzy's Comedy Club & Tavern also books comics and DJs for outside events.
9700 Warwick Blvd.
Newport News, Virginia 23601Get Directions