If we all screamed at once for ice cream, the resulting sonic boom would destroy the sun, turning the entire solar system into a freezer in which we could store more ice cream. Warm up your shoutin’ muscles with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of ice cream and diner fare at Dairy Dream.

Dairy Dream's soft-serve stewards quell customers' dessert cravings with refreshing, frost-emitting treats. Soft-serve cones and sherbets provide taste buds with the sweet notes and nuances of vanilla, sherbet, and vanilla-sherbet twist ($0.99–$2.19). Cold concoctors hand-dip ice-cream cones into ambrosial strawberry, mint chocolate chip, and pecan praline Niagara Falls flavor reservoirs ($1.99–$2.69), and docile banana-split sundaes burrow into waffle bowls to take refuge from swooping spoons and banana-peel ghosts ($3.59). Spinsters swirl confectionary favorites including Oreos, Butterfingers, and cookie dough ($2.89–$4.29), and the straws of root-beer floats and old-fashioned shakes transport liquefied treats mouth-ward ($2.39–$3.69). To sate savory senses as well as sweet, Dairy Dream also stocks its menu with a wide variety of diner fare including hot dogs ($1.49–$2.49), burgers ($3.59–$3.99), and chili cheese fries ($1.99).