$30 for a One-Hour Swedish Massage at De-Knotted Massage ($60 Value)

Prairie Lane

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In a Nutshell

  • Skilled massage therapist
  • Relieve muscle tension
  • Shed stress
  • Feel rejuvenated

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Jul 21, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. By appointment only. Tax and gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Massage was developed by NASA to help astronauts cope with edgy Tang-induced sugar highs, lack of ESPN, and predatory aliens stowed away in the hangar bay. Achieve massage's soothing effects outside the soul-crushing abyss of outer space with today’s deal: for $30, you get a one-hour Swedish massage at De-Knotted Massage (a $60 value).

Each massage uses light or medium pressure to loosen knots and alleviate stress. The smooth, gliding strokes ease muscle tension and promote relaxation, easing overworked muscles and melting tension into a conveniently positioned bucket. An effective treatment for stress reduction and the improvement of blood circulation, Swedish massage also relieves anxiety, depression, and trauma resulting from having a quarter painfully extracted from your ear by a street magician.

In addition to the relaxing massage, an experienced staff will ensure that each visit is imbued with memorable calmness. Instead of rubbing up on a sticky pine tree or renting a back-scratching monkey, opt for a skilled massage therapist who will expertly remove knots from your muscles like a master sailor with surprisingly kempt hands. Embark on a relaxing mini-staycation with today’s stress-melting Groupon to De-Knotted Massage.

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    Prairie Lane

    11911 Arbor St.

    Omaha, Nebraska 68144

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