Human faces experience a lifetime of wear and tear from gravity, driving into the wind, and pineapple-pie-eating contests. Today's Groupon lets you restore your cheeks' original splendor: for $89, you get a microdermabrasion treatment and facial at Dermal~Care Esthetics & Wellness Centre (up to a $260 value, when one includes the extra extractions during the microdermabrasion).

Dermal~Care's Zen-inspired facility creates a private, tranquil sanctuary from the urban concretescape, where customers can relax in the reception lounge and sip on a complimentary cup of tea or glass of wine while pondering beauty koans like "what did your face look like before a tree in the woods fell on it?" The wellness centre's non-invasive microdermabrasion treatment gently sprays your face, neck, and chest with magnesium oxide crystals, which in turn refines its texture, increases collagen production, reduces sun damage and superficial scarring, and repairs broken mouth-zippers. The two-hour treatment closes with extra extractions. A deep pore medical cleanse facial ($110) caps your facial furbishing with a soothing, medical-grade lotion-storm customized to address your specific skin type and needs. Besides setting your skull-hull aglow like a blushing firefly, your facial can also erase evidence of pimples, pustules, ingrown hairs, and prolonged exposure to the sun or the Dark Side.

Reviews

While there aren’t many online user reviews for Dermal~Care Esthetics & Wellness Centre, previous customers give positive testimonials about their experiences:

• I totally trust her knowledge and expertise, and her professionalism is of the utmost. – Rena Collins
• I am a native New Yorker who has experienced facials in many salons and spas in NYC. I find Deborah of Dermal~Care Esthetics to be the most meticulous and conscientious with every aspect of her skin care treatments. She is also very caring and always goes above and beyond! – Diana Roshetski