Before the invention of massage, stress relief consisted of swimming until you reached a tropical island or until your original stress was replaced by the stress of circling sharks. Indulge in a more reliable method of relaxation with today’s Groupon: for $45, you get a 90-minute massage or Thai bodywork session at Destiny Toro Massage Therapy (a $90 value).

As a state-licensed and nationally certified massage therapist, Destiny Toro brandishes massage techniques personalized to each client to help relieve stress, induce relaxation, and alleviate pain. Body dwellers suffering specific pains and tensions will benefit from a 90-minute massage, which mollifies muscles with orthopedic massage techniques and other modalities such as hot stones, customized aromatherapy, and expertly executed karate kicks. Clients who live under a reign of stress caused by marathon hours at work or from hanging on jungle gyms may prefer a 90-minute Thai bodywork session, which incorporates ancient Chinese, Indian, and Newtonian knowledge of energy and utilizes joint mobilization, tissue compression, and meditation methods to promote well-being. With specific expertise in chronic pain and repetitive strain injuries, Destiny can help rejuvenate musicians, artists, service-industry employees, and textaholics.