Washing a car, like performing taxidermy on a marlin, keeps it looking the way it did when it first came off the line. Preserve your greatest catch with today's Groupon: for $30, you get one Super Clean auto-detailing package at Detail Masters in St. Albert (a $74.99 value). Large SUVs, trucks, and vans are subject to a $15 additional charge.

Detail Masters take filthy four-doors through an automotive makeover process that includes professional interior and exterior auto detailing and cleaning. Drivers who’ve sullied their cars giving tours of their chocolate factory can see their wheels rejuvenated with the Super Clean detailing treatment. After an exterior washing and drying of the body, Detail Masters’ methodical auto primpers bathe the rims and tire wells. All windows and mirrors are then thoroughly wiped to remove smudges, dirt, and requests for new hubcaps for Christmas. Car owners watch proudly as their comrade’s chrome and rubber trims are wiped and polished and the tires are left with a supple shine. The Super Clean process then moves to the interior, where all carpeted areas—including the seats, floors, mats, and trunk—are vacuumed. The vinyl panels, console, dash, and door jambs are then cleaned and left emancipated from dirt, crumbs, cigarette ash, and other road-trip detritus. Vehicles that arrive at Detail Masters in an especially dirty condition or without their own shower cap are subject to an additional charge.