Having sore muscles, like signing a five-year lease or wearing lead socks, makes it difficult to move. Evict tensely wound tenants with today’s Groupon to Diana’s Tranquil Touch Massage. Choose between the following options:

• For $30, you get a 60-minute Swedish, deep-tissue, or trigger-point massage (up to a $60 value).
• For $40, you get a 90-minute Swedish, deep-tissue, or trigger-point massage (up to an $85 value).<p>

Licensed massage therapist Diana McClung pampers fatigued frames with a variety of techniques that span three therapeutic modalities. Swedish massages draw on the even-handed wisdom of Norsemen to smooth out stress-laden meatballs and repair shoddy back furniture with long, kneading strokes. Give your body a break and surrender to an hour of deliberate strokes and direct pressure during a more intensive deep-tissue massage that targets aches lodged in muscular substrata. Trigger-point massages address areas of chronic pain, as Diana’s five-fingered sentinels search for pockets of tension hiding in the body’s nooks and crannies. Regardless of the modality, the myriad benefits of massage include relief of cramps and muscle spasms, improved joint flexibility, and the unearthing of precious stones discovered while quarrying in muscle mines.

Though Diana’s Tranquil Touch Massage sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.