What You'll Get
Perspiration gets mischievous when cooped up inside the body, acting out by drenching armpits on first dates and disguising itself as tears during job interviews. Release disgruntled body water with today's Groupon: for $74, you get a three-month membership (a $192 value) plus waived card fee (a $10 value) at DiVerge Fitness located in Main Street Village (a $202 total value).
DiVerge Fitness helps transform soft, stationary bodies into mobile, granite effigies with an arsenal of frequently sanitized fitness equipment. A three-month membership grants guests 24-hour access to the gym, enabling early-morning sprints on the treadmill or a late-night climb into a ventilation duct. The full-service gym is stocked with free bottled water and fresh towels for sweat-manufacturing swan-folding competitions.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 6, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate membership by 7/6/11, membership expires 3 month from activation. Reservation required; subject to availability. New members only. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.