What You'll Get
A spotless car attracts favourable attention from the opposite gender, avian graffiti artists, and the person whose house you just drove it through. Use today's Groupon to make a clean getaway: for $27, you get an executive vehicle-detailing package (a $55 value) at DMG Detailing, located on King Street.
DMG Detailing cleanses road boats with concise precision and handcrafted service. The executive package scrubs down consoles and dashes with a tender care usually reserved for puppies wrapped in money before vacuuming the interior and wiping down windows ($55). A hand car wash and hand polish reflect a self-conscious sedan's shiny personality unto its exterior, and a tire gel and rim detail leave circumferences clean and prepared for pavement's incessant bullying. The detailing is completed as a skilled staff member gently places an air freshener to percolate through the rollicking ride's clarified core.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 23, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By 24hr advance appointment only. Additional fee for upgrades. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.