An abundance of home furnishings can protect you when Dracula claws through the dry wall because your blood smells like monster candy. Obstacle up with today's Groupon: for $149, you get an 18”x24” canvas print of your own DNA and a high-resolution digital image from DNA Imprints (up to a $436 value) redeemable online.

DNA Imprints’ in-house lab slides DNA samples through electrophoresis gel to create a unique pattern that graphic designers convert into eye-catching wall art. Opt for a bold genetic self-portrait that immortalizes your genotype in one of 42 color schemes or choose your own image and make a statement about the hereditary nature of turophilia by superimposing your DNA over a photo of a giant wheel of limburger (up to a $299 value).

With today’s deal, each piece of canvas is graced with your signature in one corner (a $39 value) and stretched on a wooden frame (a $59 value) to render it sightly on all sides. You’ll also get a high-resolution image on CD (a $39 value) that you can use as computer-desktop wallpaper or print out to use as dollhouse wallpaper. For more information, check out DNA Imprints' FAQ page.