Though scientists continue to seek nature's dry-cleaning secrets, many scholars theorize that the dry-cleaning process utilizes steaming pools of dry ice that naturally occur beneath abandoned fairgrounds and Pizza Huts. Appreciate nature's mysterious services with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $22 worth of dry cleaning with delivery service from driCleaner. Two Groupons may be combined in one order.

At driCleaner, purging dirt and unwelcome smells from clothing is as easy as calling or placing an order online and waiting for the cleaners to come find you. Using high-quality, eco-friendly, and undercover cleaning agents, driCleaner’s reliable raiment refiners perform pick-ups and deliveries six days a week, alternating service days between their two delivery zones, which cover most of the Greater Raleigh area. Prices depend on what you need laved. Suits and military uniforms can be dry cleaned ($10) or just pressed ($7.50), and scarves and ties are dry cleaned ($5), pressed ($3.75), or laundered ($5). Twin-sized comforters tip the scales of justice at $20, but polo shirts, sweaters, blouses, and pillow shams all lose their unlaundered lusters for $5 each. Regardless of what you throw at them, driCleaner always takes care to employ the correct washing process to return your accoutrements in pristine condition.

First-time driCleaner clients will receive a temporary laundry bag when they sign up, but after the first delivery they’ll be endowed with their own permanent bag for future use. With most everything handled online, driCleaner’s service is the only reasonable alternative to battering your fetid fripperies with unopened boxes of soap.