Boot camps are a quick way to get in shape for upcoming marathons or adrenaline-pumping prison escapes. Jump the fence with today's Groupon: for $35, you get one month of unlimited classes (a $249 value) at Egan Inoue's Fit Body Boot Camp on Manoa Road. Classes are held five days a week.

Run by mixed-martial-arts athlete Egan Inoue, Fit Body Boot Camp molds customers into aesthetically pleasing shapes through a mixture of customized nutrition plans, accessible high-octane workouts, and group motivation. Egan packs each 45-minute workout regimen with a different lineup of body-blasting surprise attacks. Over the course of a session, you might run, jump, lift weights, slam out pushups and chin-ups, chase chickens, punch slabs of beef, and end with a live crocodile wrestle. This fun grab bag keeps your muscles guessing and your mind engaged while burning around 800 calories per session. By sweating with a small group of likeminded sweat donors, students will find the collective encouragement they need to stick to a regimen, as well as arm-wrestle bad habits into submission. At the end of your boot camp, you'll be so ripped and ripply, the ocean will want to surf you, and you'll be able to clear your yard of stray boulders and easily uproot pesky killer ferns. Fit Body Boot Camp customers should bring a yoga mat, towel, water, and running shoes to all sessions.