Cookies complement a glass of milk the way a fine cheese complements a glass of wine or a Hot Pocket complements a glass of bitter tears. Dine on delectable dairy sponges with today's Groupon: for $7, you get $14 worth of cookies at Eileen's Colossal Cookies in Fort Collins.

Eileen's Colossal Cookies sates the hungry taste buds of dessert-deprived patrons with an extensive cookie collection. Avoid the embarrassment of an empty cookie jar by stuffing it with 3-inch baked disks ($4.35 per dozen) available in 16 flavors, including chocolate chip, peanut butter, snickerdoodle, oatmeal raisin, and chocolate-chocolate-chip walnut, which is designed to satisfy double-strength cocoa cravings.

Order a massive 16-inch cookie ($17) decorated for an upcoming birthday, graduation, or camping trip, or treat an unsuspecting mail carrier to a gift bundle of two-dozen cookies ($12.20) placed inside your mailbox. Eileen's love-themed cookies ($15) stretch 12 inches across and come in a variety of blush-inducing messages, ranging from "Hugs and Kisses" and "I Love You" to "We Love You," "I Love You Patrick," "I Love You This Much," and "Love."