In addition to experiencing the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today’s Groupon to Elite Laser Hair in Stony Brook. Choose between the following options:
- For $19, you get a 30-minute massage in your choice of modalities (a $45 value).
- For $38, you get a 60-minute massage in your choice of modalities (an $85 value).<p>
The licensed massage therapists at Elite Laser Hair unwind tight muscles and tangled knots using a choice of eight different massage modalities. Swedish massage ushers in relaxation with stiffness-soothing strokes and rhythmic tapping, and deep-tissue massage sends trained hands swan diving into muscle pools to break up sunken tension and improve scores at the extremity Olympics. During reflexology, the therapist taps into the connection between extremities and distant corporal sites to treat a range of maladies, and pregnancy and sports massages pinpoint specific sore spots caused by unique demands on individual muscles. The eastern method known as tui na applies strokes similar to those of Swedish massage to individual acupressure points, helping to melt tension while opening energy pathways to wring stress from bodies better than a nap on a clothesline.