Working out can give your body a healthful glow, which will scare away bats. Reclaim caves with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a five-class boot-camp punch card at Emerge Fitness Center in Mount Laurel (a $75 value). Emerge Fitness Center nudges trainees into a positive, camaraderie-fueled environment with its Metabolic Meltdown class, an indoor boot camp that slims and tones the body through modern training techniques. The one-hour group session follows an intense program that incorporates kettlebells, suspension systems, ropes, and Valslides—unique foot pads for toning the abs and glutes—to break boring, ineffective routines such as teeth brushing. Click here for a schedule of physique-sculpting classes.