From Napoleon's great crab walk through Europe to J. Robert Oppenheimer's discovery of nuclear fission by kissing his own elbow, victory has always gone to the most flexible. Overpower enemies with today's Groupon: for $79, you get a pass for one month of unlimited yoga at Empower Yoga (up to a $165 value). This Groupon expires 30 days from the first class.

Improve flexibility and strengthen muscles while shedding stress with Empower Yoga’s convenient schedule of varied classes. Acquire the enviable consistency of Laffy Taffy with a flow-centric vinyasa yoga class, or cycle through the rhythms, motions, and patterns of stillness while sparking jealousy among marble statues with a Stillness Moves class. Whatever the class, an experienced staff of limb whisperers is waiting to coax students into calorie-burning positions while providing helpful assistance and shooing away packs of distracting cats.

Soak in the relaxing confines and fall into a deep trance of dadaist dreamscapes after becoming hypnotized by the impossibly lustrous floors and fetching light fixtures. Get loose and prepped for Jamaican bobsled-team tryouts with today’s stretchy Groupon to Empower Yoga.

Reviews

Although reviews for Empower Yoga are still growing, nine Yelpers award it an average of five stars.

• I have never gone to a yoga studio to practice yoga before this and empower yoga has definitely taught me the significance behind it. – Victoria D.
• The more I go, the more I want to go and on the days I don't go to class, I miss it. – Kristin M.