Perspiration gets mischievous when cooped up inside the body, acting out by drenching armpits on first dates and disguising itself as tears during job interviews. Release disgruntled body water with today's Groupon: for $65, you get three personal-training sessions (a $195 value) at EPEC Fitness.

EPEC Fitness's experienced personal trainers lead health hunters through customized sweat-a-thons, promoting robust wellness within a cozy studio. Muscle gurus design each 60-minute one-on-one session based on an individual's specific needs, ability, and collection of legwarmers, encouraging fitness fans along the way to set goals and attain them. Perform a calorie-blasting series of cardiovascular and strength-training exercises, followed by a stretching routine to improve flexibility and contortionist party tricks. EPEC Fitness's instructors work with patrons to establish an active lifestyle and introduce them to the gym's universal machines, free weights, and various cardio machines.