What You'll Get
Like a potato, if the human body is not properly mashed and moisturized, it will never be used for anything more than a science-project battery. Make sure your body is properly fluffed and buttered with today's soothing Groupon: for $30, you get a one-hour Swedish massage at Epiphany! Counseling & Wellness Center in Murrysville (a $65 value). You may also upgrade your service by applying the value of your Groupon to the 90-minute Swedish massage ($90) and paying the difference in value.
Epiphany!'s certified massage therapist Anne Skreppen will relax muscles, improve joint mobility, and encourage general relaxation with the timeless Swedish massage. Using her hands and a lot of umlauts, Anne will manipulate your muscles with long, flowing strokes of comfortable, knot-relieving pressure while also moisturizing your skin. This massage technique is lighter than deep tissue and has been shown to reduce pain, aid circulation, and thoroughly loosen up most mind muscles.
In addition to offering Swedish massage and its less popular variant, Norwegian massage (which employs a battle-axe), Epiphany! Counseling & Wellness Center also offers several other services, including conventional counseling and Reiki (a Japanese relaxation technique). Epiphany! is open Monday through Thursday from noon to 8 p.m., Saturday from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., and Friday from noon to 6 p.m. Appointments are required by phone or by carrier penguin.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 4, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Must use in 1 visit, no cash back. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. By appointment only, subject to availability. 24-hr. cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.