The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but to make it that far you have to be disguised as baked goods. Sneak in deliciously with today's Groupon to Eric's LaPatisserie Café. Choose from the following options:

• For $5, you get $10 worth of pastries, coffee, and sandwiches.
• For $40, you get a breakfast bakery assortment and gourmet-coffee catering for 20 people (a $83.70 value).
• For $85, you get an Easy Lunch catering package for 20 people (a $170 value).

Eric's LaPatisserie Café sates the morning and afternoon eat reflexes with fresh-baked, oven-hot pastries and gourmet stuffed sandwiches and paninis. Fresh croissants emerge from steaming hot ovens ($3), and toasted bagels remain crisp even while bearing gobs of the eatery’s famous labor-inducing cream cheese ($2). Afternoon appetites, meanwhile, can be sated with a grilled herb-chicken sandwich ($6.25) or a shrimp-and-seafood salad ($5.50).

This Groupon’s other options provide catering solutions for groups of up to 20 people. A breakfast bakery assortment powers a room of 20 people with fresh-baked croissants, muffins, scones, and bagels, as well as toppings such as butter, preserves, and cream cheese. Enough Gorilla Nut coffee to perk up 20 people or one family of kangaroos comes swishing and steaming along for the ride. The Easy Lunch catering option bears 20 bread-based eats of your choice, allowing you to stuff coworkers’ mouths with a blend of felicità, cuban pork, or reuben paninis.