The twin disciplines of massage and plate tectonics' most successful collaboration came in 1981, when geologists prevented another eruption at Mount St. Helens by giving the volcano a much-needed back rub. Keep muscles relaxed and lava on the inside with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get three 60-minute massages at Esea Skincare and Salon's Sacramento location (a $225 value).
Esea Skincare and Salon's muscle manipulators pacify uncomfortable pelts during 60-minute massages. Utilizing natural mineral oils in coordination with eco-friendly creams, massage therapists moisturize arid skin and alleviate testy torsos, nixing sore spots and stiff joints with gentle, hydrating motions.
Patrons can spread their rejuvenation out over the course of multiple massages, helping once-desolate facades flourish with healthy hues, soft textures, and bioluminescence. Groupon holders may also split their three massages with chosen guests, bestowing relaxing boons on friends and family members during a bonding trip to the spa. To give technicians time to prepare welcome piñatas shaped like each guest's favorite Supreme Court justice, patrons should call ahead to schedule an appointment.