What You'll Get
Our Segway-plagued, Twitterfried, modern hyper-world has stress levels at an all-time scientific high. With today's Groupon, treat yourself to a relaxing two-course beauty menu of delicious pampering procedures. For $45, you'll rest cozily like a beauty burrito in an herbal wrap and then get kneaded like sugar-cookie dough with a custom massage of your choice at Essential Kneads Therapeutic Massage Center, a $90 value. You'll also receive 10% off any other service or gift certificate on the day of redemption.
Detox, soothe, or stimulate with your choice of herbal wrap. The half-hour treatment envelops you in a perspiration-increasing, hot herbal sheet in order to flush out impurities and raise internal temps. Next, you'll get 45 minutes of customized back patting in a treatment tailored to your specific needs. A friendly massage therapists will blend together a variety of disciplines in a delicious massage smoothie that will level back mountains and fill in back valleys, just like pre-ironing a denim jacket to get the wrinkles out before adding your Fozzie Bear appliqué.
If you resolved to start the new year on a more relaxed foot, an intensive afternoon at the spa is the perfect way to eliminate last year's agonies for good. If you're looking to tone up or appear taller and leaner, massage and bodywork can aid in improving posture, promote faster healing of injured muscle tissue, and boost circulation and joint flexibility, all of which you will need in 2010 to finally fight Gumby...and win.
One Google Maps reviewer gives Essential Kneads five stars:
- This business is owned by a husband and wife team. My husband and I went for a couples massage and it was wonderful. – Angela A.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 22, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. May purchase multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.