Having sore muscles, like signing a five-year lease or wearing lead socks, makes it difficult to move. Evict tensely wound tenants with today's Groupon to Ethereal Massage Treatments. Choose between the following options:

• For $27, you get a 45-minute massage (a $55 value).
• For $27, you get a 45-minute BodyTalk session (a $55 value).

Ethereal Massage Treatment's registered massage therapists ease tense muscles with massages and unify body with mind in BodyTalk treatments. For 45 minutes, Ashley Jung's expert hands draw upon a variety of massage techniques, such as Swedish and deep tissue, to target the body's muscles and trigger points and abate a vast array of conditions, such as acute sports injuries, carpal tunnel syndrome, and feet stuck in shadow puppet poses. During BodyTalk sessions, therapist Dawn Humeny lightly tests muscles to try to discover which areas most need treatment and then targets the body's own innate healing processes in an attempt to mend any breakdown of communication between the brain and systems. The 45-minute treatment promotes a better physical, mental, emotional, and spiritual healing environment within the body and, with either service, clients can emerge ready to crabwalk through all life's moments with less pain, lower stress, and increased flexibility.

Natural light spills over the treatment rooms' hardwood floors, pastel-coloured walls, and plush massage tables, where clients relax and sing musical rounds with their echoes beneath 12-foot-high ceilings. Before treatments, visitors sip sweet tea and flip the pages of a variety of reading materials while they lounge on leather chairs in the waiting room.