What You'll Get
Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most 5-year-olds. Brush up on the basics of back bliss with today's Groupon: for $45, you get a one-hour massage from Excellence in Health (up to a $280 value).
Excellence in Health's experienced team molds tangled tissue and sore muscles into bastions of relaxation in a warm and soothing atmosphere. Five massage varieties are designed to bring the body into a pliable bliss, banishing tension to its uptight, Poindexter-infested quarters. A calming Swedish therapeutic massage utilizes four traditional strokes—effleurage, petrissage, friction, and tapotement—to soothe more superficial muscle layers. Thai massage employs the power of joint mobilization, compression, and acupressure to penetrate far into the reaches of your back's misaligned psyche. A high-pressure deep-tissue rubdown can calm contracted muscles as strokes move along or across the tendons and fascia, and trigger-point therapy massage focuses fingertips on alleviating cycles of muscle spasms and pains. Particularly helpful for sufferers of fibromyalgia, myofascial-release therapy uses long strokes to reduce muscular tension. Excellence in Health's back rubbers are fully licensed and trained to knead finicky fibers, unlike chronic rubberneckers whose limber limbs serve only to hold up traffic on public holidays.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 23, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Excellence in Health
Conveniently located in the Midtown area, Excellence in Health's first-class community healthcare clinic operates with a mission to provide lasting solutions to chronic and acute neuro-musculoskeletal pain and associated functional limitations. Excellence in Health's process begins with a detailed consultation, followed by an in-depth physical examination of the muscles, joints, and nervous system integrity relating to your chief complaints. In addition, an exam focusing on cranial nerve function will be performed to assure proper processing within these critical neuropathways. If needed, imaging studies to assist with proper diagnosis will be performed on-site and will be reviewed with you by your doctor immediately after the exam. Finally, utilizing the results of your exam and any imaging studies, a personalized treatment plan will be created for you. Each treatment will focus first on lowering pain levels, followed by increasing strength, coordination, and flexibility, and teaching self-management techniques and home exercises to prevent reoccurrences.