What You'll Get
In addition to the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a 60-minute therapeutic massage (a $70 value) at Excelsior Massage Therapy in Ann Arbor.
Excelsior Massage Therapy, which was nominated for a 2010 CityVoter Best Massage award, specializes in combination deep-tissue and relaxation massages. Tell one of its experienced, certified therapists about your preferences, favorite massage technique, and back's individual bothers, and she'll use a myriad of masterful moves and organic sunflower oil to craft the knead to your specifications. The therapist will then run her magic fingers over your skeleton putty, helping to eliminate toxins, strengthen your immune system, improve your posture, and lower your blood pressure. The peacefulness of your stress-busting retreat is amplified by the tranquility of Excelsior's treatment rooms, where beds are made with 100% cotton sheets and pillows are stuffed with summer memories.
Reviews
Three Insider Pagers give Excelsior Massage Therapy a perfect five-star average:
- the massage itself was out of this world! Even if you've had a poor experience somewhere else, i really recommend you try excelsior, you won't be disappointed!! – Amy B.
- I've had quite a few massages from other places and this takes the cake. Excelsior has the MOST COMFORTABLE MASSAGE TABLES (mind-blowingly comfortable) and the ambiance is calm and soothing. – Caitlin S.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 28, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. Valid for massage with Rebecca Arends only. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.