Dirty clothes are traditionally worn only by grungy rock stars, vagabonds, and royals pretending to be "regular people" for the purpose of understanding life outside castle walls. If you don't fit into one of these categories, pick up today's Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of dry-cleaning services at Executive Style Cleaners in Doral.

The cleaning specialists at Executive Style Cleaners attentively protect a wide range of wearables from dirt and crinkles. Men's business shirts ($2.55 each) can get prepped for 8 a.m. city-council meetings and 8:19 a.m. surprise prison bookings, as can two-piece suits ($13.70) and billowy blouses ($5.85). Freshen polo shirts ($4.75) before attending family barbeques, and tote a clean sweater ($6.75) to combat cool breezes or catty comments from a local sister. For formal affairs, the cleaning team can also caretake a prized dress ($11.95), sport coats ($7.50), and ties ($4.75). Other services, including gown cleaning, smoke-stain removal, and crossword-puzzle clues, are available by individual quote.