Like separating curds from whey, liquid productivity must be strained from clutter chunks through the cheesecloth of an outside perspective. Call for cheesecloth reinforcements with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get two hours of home organization or personal assistance from Faithfully Organized (a $70 value). Clients living more than 25 miles outside of El Paso will be subject to a $15 transportation fee.

The factotums at Faithfully Organized are well qualified to perform a panoply of services to organize and simplify the homes and day-to-day lives of clientele. Skilled organizistas tackle myriad tasks from storage organization and bedroom storm-chasing to meal planning, personal shopping, and dust-mote classification. Whether moving across town, preparing for an infant invasion, or avoiding an overwhelming mountain of insolently bold unread emails, an objectively systematic external mind offers an efficient mechanism for streamlining necessary tasks. Call ahead to discuss services and make an appointment.