The unintended result of the Boston Tea Party was a harbor that quickly became filled with caffeinated sharks. Experience a more relaxing side of tea with today's Groupon: $40 gets you an hour-long Swedish massage at Felicitea, which also includes an aromatic tea wrap and cup of custom-blended tea, an $85 value.

Lead licensed massage therapist Summer Plum will use her years of experience and superhero name to seek and destroy ailments of the muscle and mind. You'll receive a deliberate Swedish massage, a light- to medium-pressured technique, which also happens to be the most popular type of knead. It uses long, connected strokes and kneading to improve blood flow, stimulate the lymphatic system, relieve physical tension, and melt stress into a puddle of biodegradable papier-mâché.

You'll also bask in warm, tea-seeped towels. Herbal components are great for detoxifying, as they are full of antioxidants. The aromatic scents contained within will permeate your sense of smell with an herbal aura to further tranquility while eliciting flashbacks to your pre-incarnated life as a tea bag. After your 60 luxurious minutes have expired, allow your mind to flutter back to Earth with a soothing cup of custom-blend herbal tea. The whole experience is a short escape from the hustle of everyday bustle. Put the kids in their cryogenic chambers, leaving your pet rocks to guard the house while you take a much deserved midday break.

Reviews

Four Yelpers give Felicitea a solid 3.5 stars, while six Google Maps reviewers award it a perfect five:

• [Owner Summer Plum] has a soothing demeanor from the moment you walk in the door. Your comfort is her top priority. And she'll work out those knots that too much computer time has embedded in your neck and shoulders. – Brian, Google Maps
• Beyond loosening my back up, [Summer] had great suggestions to making my cubicle more ergonomically correct to prevent further tightness. I would suggest her to anyone looking for a comfortable relaxed massaged setting, with the option to stock up on awesome, local teas! – AshPash, Google Maps
• Walking out, I tried to identify what I was feeling and concluded it was the feeling I get after a good workout but with none of the sweat or exhaustion. – kateymarie, Google Maps