Among the top places to be during an asteroid impact, a grocery store ranks second only to the comforting arms of Bruce Willis. Increase your odds of being in the right place at the right time with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of fresh produce, seafood, meat, and other groceries at Fiesta Farmers Market.

Stately slabs of meat, barrels of fruit, and schools of fish on ice populate this spacious neighborhood newcomer, which welcomes hungry shoppers with open doors from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. daily. While strolling through colorful aisles, customers can show respect to their baskets with gifts of roma tomatoes ($0.99/lb.) and yellow papayas ($1.39/lb.), or gain respect from other patrons by feigning pregnancy with seedless watermelons ($2 for two). Ground beef ($1.99/lb.) awaits canoodling with hamburger buns ($1.99 for an eight-pack) during Monday-night-football meals and Tuesday-morning leftovers, and white shrimp ($3.99/lb.) and live blue crabs ($2.49/lb.) enhance dinnertime reenactments of The Little Mermaid any day of the week.