Unlike their leafy green counterparts, energy drinks provoke superhuman bouts of vitality without inducing puffy marshmallow arms and tacky anchor tattoos. Overcome Bluto-sized paperwork with today's Groupon: for $8, you get three four-packs of Flatt Energy Cola (a $17.97 value). Choose between two pick-up locations: Fresh Madison Market on University Avenue or Metcalfe's Market on Midvale Boulevard.
Flatt Cola's vigor-vitalizing energy drinks sate weary gullets with a lightly spiced gulp of all-natural cane sugar, 100% vitamin C, and eyelid-unfurling caffeine. The strutting star of any bar, party, or bar mitzvah, Flatt's fizzy fluent blends well with all manner of whiskeys, schnapps, and vodkas to craft a concoction that ensures that party-prowlers won't drift off mid-foxtrot. Spend office all-nighters with a friendly four-pack, taking periodic breaks to parse through the dense, artful design on every can for bespectacled red-and-white-striped jetsetters.