Excelling in the art of dance requires patience, swan-like grace, and a pair of feet strong enough to squeeze two lumps of coal until milk comes out. Massage coal teats into a dance bucket with today's Groupon to Forever Dancing in Falls Church. Choose between the following options:

• For $30, you get registration in four group classes (a $60 value).
• For $199, you get five private wedding-dance lessons (a $380 value).

Forever Dancing employs a staff of certified two-steppers, ready and willing to mold dancers of all experience levels into genuine rhythm riders. Groove with a group of 10–15 people during classes in ballroom, Argentine tango, salsa, belly dance, Bollywood, flamenco, and Latin styles. Beginner ballroom classes teach introductory moves in the fox trot, waltz, swing, rumba or cha-cha, and the cumulative advanced classes require dancing while solving a Rubik's Cube. Bollywood classes marry Eastern moves with Western grooves, while belly-dance classes put both basic and intermediate stomachs through their undulating paces.

Alternately, the nearly-nuptialed can partner up in private wedding-dance lessons, which turn a tetrad of left feet into a correctly aligned four-footed dancing machine. Bring your chosen wedding song for custom, full-length choreography, taught over five 45-minute private lessons, that will distract guests from ice-sculpture meltdowns or wedding-party cage matches. The studio is a glorious environment for engaging in all manner of dance, with 19-foot-high ceilings ensuring plenty of room for swing-dance partner tossing or 18-foot dancers. Sprung dance floors support the feet, adding extra bounce to every toe-tapping step.