Though commonly thought to be mere gibberish, the letters on eye charts are actually powerful incantations that, when spoken aloud, keep the sky-wolves from devouring the sun. Today’s Groupon allows you to recite the spells with newfound clarity: for $2000, you get custom all-laser LASIK vision correction at Foulkes Vision Institute in Lombard (a $4000 value).
Bringing life into focus with advanced technologies and sharply honed surgical skill, Dr. Richard B. Foulkes and the dedicated crew at Foulkes Vision Institute use their years of ocular experience to restore vision and clarity to the impaired. Dr. Foulkes has performed more than 30,000 refractive procedures, making him one of the most experienced LASIK surgeons in the Chicagoland area. LASIK surgery can greatly reduce dependence on glasses and contact lenses, freeing noses from their framed albatrosses and their soft lens prison cells.
The quick LASIK procedure uses advanced laser surgery to reshape corneas specific to your prescription needs, and can successfully treat near-sightedness, far-sightedness, and ne’er-do-well astigmatism. The operation takes only a few minutes, and patients are generally able to see clearly within a few hours, giving the new-sighted plenty of time to raid sunglass huts and flirt confidently without wondering if that beauty across the room is actually just a shapely coat rack. Prior to the procedure, patients must pass a qualifying exam to ensure that LASIK surgery is the right option for their peepers. Patients who are not approved for surgery by the doctor will receive a full refund.
Foulkes Vision Institute
Dr. Foulkes of Foulkes Vision Institute, who has conducted more than 48,000 LASIK procedures, has also been listed as a nationwide leading surgeon in Newsweek and is known around the world for his research, lectures, and expertise. Foulkes Vision Institute is one of the few clinics in the nation that have the advanced Femto LDV Z6. The blade-free Z-LASIK surgeries with state-of-the-art lasers allow for both a more precise treatment and quicker recovery time.