What You'll Get
Ever since humans evolved necks, they have craned them to look at the stars, making astronomy the oldest profession and chiropractic the second oldest. Align yourself for continued constellation-scoping with today's Groupon to Garner Chiropractic. Choose between the following options:
- For $35, you get a soothing massage package (a $90 total value). This package consists of:
- A one-hour therapeutic massage (a $75 value)
- A paraffin-wax hand treatment (a $15 value)
- For $49, you get a chiropractic package (a $214.71 total value). This package consists of:
- A pressure-point therapy treatment (a $99.71 value)
- An adjustment (a $40 value)
- A one-hour therapeutic massage (a $75 value)
Dr. Mark Garner, D.C. brings nearly 30 years of spine-shifting experience to his holistic attempts to foster vertebral healing and relaxation. A therapeutic massage kneads tension out of spinal columns with smooth strokes, much like those museum curators use to straighten the awkward curlicues that form in the middle of Ionic columns. In the paraffin hand treatment, fingers are submerged in a warm wax bath and treated to relaxing rehydration. In the chiropractic package, the pressure-point treatment – using B.E.S.T., the bio-energetic synchronization technique – attempts to relieve pent-up anxiety and pain by lightly touching critical zones around the body. Using the information garnered in this holistic approach, Dr. Garner tackles spinal kinks in a conventional adjustment, seeking out discs that have fallen out of step and marshalling them into a precise and cheery parade formation.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must be 18 or older or have guardian's written permission. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Garner Chiropractic
A graduate of Logan College of Chiropractic, Dr. Mark Garner calls upon his scholastic knowledge of anatomy and his 27 years of experience to straighten spines with a noninvasive, energy-balancing system that boosts the body's healing potential. In addition to chiropractic adjustments and massages, Dr. Garner treats 10 bodily zones during reflexology sessions that can improve circulation in the feet and stop hands from rebelliously clapping during golf matches and visits to rare-fly hatcheries. Garner Chiropractic also specializes in acid-alkaline balance, bioenergetics, and paraffin-wax treatments that soften skin and promote healthy blood flow.