The body stands up to gravity’s bullying every day, while the mind and soul leisurely spend their time playing Sudoku and filling up on chicken soup. Honor the unsung corporeal hero of your day-to-day life with today’s Groupon to Genesis Health and Wellness in Newburgh. Choose between the following options:

• For $25, you get a low-level laser pain-therapy exam (a $125 value).
• For $30, you get a one-hour massage (a $65 value).

Dr. Shaun Tymchak leads the team of relaxation and pain-relief specialists at Genesis Health and Wellness, who employs an arsenal of holistic wellness techniques to combat all manner of physiological discomfort. Massage customers will receive a 60-minute muscle kneading from a specially trained therapist, who may draw from the well of deep-tissue technique in seeking to unlock tightly clasped sinews. To relieve tension built up from repeated tasks such as sitting, typing, and struggling to open a jammed bank vault, the massage will pinpoint the shoulders and base of the skull, where stress commonly gathers. Benefits of the treatment may include increased circulation and a decrease in the severity of tension and migraine headaches.

Alternatively, a low-level laser pain-therapy exam will treat patients to a procedure that targets the lower level of muscular tissues with focused light energy and detailed examination of an injured spinal area or extremity. The treatment itself may aid in restoring connections between nerves and muscles, which may in turn accelerate healing in damaged tissues and potentially increase strength and flexibility while recharging UV fingertip nightlights.