Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most 5-year-olds. Brush up on the basics of back bliss with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a 60-minute massage (an $80 value) at Glebe Massage Therapy Centre or Byward Massage Therapy Centre.
Under the guiding hands of founder Dr. Ken Brough, talented massage therapists at Glebe and Byward Centres apply an arsenal of massage techniques to alleviate bothersome back pain. Massage options mirror each other at the two locations and last 60 muscle-mending minutes, making for a rejuvenating midday reprieve from tense office staring contests. Opt for the Swedish massage and with firm yet gentle strokes, an experienced therapist will rub out stress wrinkles from muscles, stimulating circulation and relieving stiffness, numbness, and pain. Stretched out tug-of-war champions, meanwhile, can opt for the Sports Massage, which tracks down freeloading tension and injury spots and evicts them from the epidermis. For unruly knots requiring a particularly strong grip, the Deep Tissue Massage targets tension points in the neck and shoulders, where most unpaid library fines accumulate.
/A\ Morning featured the Byward Chiropractic Clinic.