Although many inventions have been hailed as the "greatest thing since sliced bread," none of these other innovations have been as popular as bread among the pigeon community. Please pigeons and technophiles alike with the cutting-edge loaf technology of today's Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of bread, pizza, sweets, and sandwiches at Golden Crown Panaderia.

For more than 30 years, Golden Crown Panaderia has been baking cookies and breads with flavors and traditions deeply rooted in New Mexican tastes and culture. New Mexico green-chili bread is slowly baked to seal in the essence of green chilies, onions, cilantro, and hot desert sun that permeate the dough ($7.95). This panaderia hand makes traditional biscochito cookies in original, chocolate, cappuccino, and sugar-free flavors ($16.95–$19.95 for 1 lb. or approximately 30 cookies), which can be paired with gourmet coffee and espresso drinks or eaten alone in an underground complex to avoid sharing. For flat-food lovers, bakery-style pizzas are invoked with peasant or green-chili dough and adorned with standard pizza accouterments such as mushrooms or pepperoni.