Much like a pair of pants, golf clubs must be measured and fitted to ensure user comfort and prevent strangers from borrowing them. Take on courses with more confidence with today's Groupon: for $40, you get a complete golf fitting and adjustment package at Golf USA of The Woodlands in The Woodlands (a $139 value).

Golf USA tends a nursery of name-brand golf clubs plus a professional staff trained to accommodate swingers with the proper tee-grazing tools. Certified by Zelocity, Ping, and Piretti, Golf USA fitters begin by measuring the height, arm span, and hand length of each golfer to determine necessary shaft and club sizes. They will then analyze swing speed, ball speed, flight path, launch angle, and ball spin to begin shaping each club. Fitters will also monitor the trajectory, power transfer, and club face angle at impact to select clubs that will help improve swings and reduce squirrel casualties.

Once golfers decide on a suitable driver, putter, and set of irons, they can test clubs in the golf simulator as Golf USA's professional tee tailors make lie adjustments to diminish accidental divots and obtain par-reaching perfection. Golfers can adjust their current clubs and putter as well, buying a new set is not necessary. Fitters will adjust up to 10 irons and one putter to help maintain a harmonious balance inside golf bags while golfers stand in sand-trap zen gardens.