Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most 5-year-olds. Brush up on the basics of back bliss with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a signature massage at Goodyear Chiropractic Health Center in Glendale.
Aiming to effect full-body wellness, Goodyear Chiropractic Health Center soothes cranky bodies with stress-killing, muscle-squeezing massage therapy. Over the course of the 55-minute signature massage, pains caused by bad posture or poorly planned rabble-rousing are kneaded into oblivion with techniques that range from deep-tissue and neuromuscular massagery to hot-stone, hot-towel, and ice-relaxation tricks. Like snowflakes, no two people have the same needs, and Goodyear's therapists craft personalized sessions to deal with this odd human trait. The body mollycoddling takes place on a delightfully warm massage bed in a quiet, personal room where harpies and kobaloi are strictly forbidden.
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Past clients rave about the massage services they received at Goodyear Chiropractic Health Center in online testimonials:
- I have been to several chiropractic offices in my 51 years and I will say Goodyear Health Center is by far the most impressive. From the time I called for an appointment right through my last treatment the staff was great. – Orlanda W.
- Goodyear Chiropractic provides outstanding patient care. – Lisa M.
Goodyear Chiropractic Health Center
Goodyear Chiropractic Health Center’s lobby is a well-shadowed place, with dark-brown walls and slates of polished wood paneling surrounding leather booths and a bubbling aquarium. Perhaps that reflects the initial feelings of their clients, who arrive seeking relief from the everyday aches that can slow life to a crawl. The darkness gives way to light just beyond the front desk, where a modern training room awaits with weights and treadmills. Private treatment rooms come next, filled with warm massage beds keeping company with clay-colored walls and colorful modern art. Visitors should watch their steps, though—without care, they may run into limber shapes shifting through yoga poses, body-fusion groups sloughing away pounds, or loose-limb postmassage frames floating blissfully past.
Such are the obstacles of a tour inside Goodyear Chiropractic Health Center's sprawling facility, where the road to wellness passes through chiropractic treatments, family-fitness exercises, acupuncture tables, and massage beds. Owned by Dr. Corey J. Schneider, whose achievements and specialties are as vast as a poet's list of metaphors for underemployment, the facility's staff of doctors, acupuncturists, physical trainers, and nutritionists all utilize their respective expertise and the veritable playground of resources around them to help their clients overcome pain, injury, and stress.
5261 N Port Washington Rd.
Glendale, Wisconsin 53217Get Directions