Great Escape Therapeutic Massage, LLC

Great Escape Therapeutic Massage, LLC

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Body linguists interpret slouching as an indication of sorrow, low self-esteem, and an illogical fear of low-flying spacecraft. Stand tall and bravely stare down the skies with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a 60-minute Swedish massage at Great Escape Therapeutic Massage, LLC (a $60 value).

Certified massage therapists Gary and Judy Knight ease stress, tension, and injuries with relaxing Swedish massage sessions. Palms focus pressure on superficial layers of muscle before following the blood's path back to the heart with long, gliding strokes and furtively inserted hemoglobin tracking devices. Gentle hands then finger-paint scenes of pastoral harmony on backs with kneading motions that expel toxins, improve circulation, and ease chronic pains. Throughout the session, the therapist methodically stretches limbs and rotates joints to invigorate connective tissues and increase flexibility. When they finally rise from cloud-soft beds of linen sheets, clients learn a series of at-home stretching techniques to promote further relaxation and faster recovery after long flights spent crammed in overhead compartments.

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Apr 25, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 4 additional as gifts. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. New clients only. Appointment required. Subject to availability. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About Great Escape Therapeutic Massage, LLC

The therapists at Great Escape Therapeutic Massage, LLC work to relieve discomfort from muscular pain, anxiety disorders, and sports injuries. The team specializes in five relaxation modalities, including deep-tissue massage, which delves deep into the layers of muscle tissue, and prenatal massage, which helps relieve muscular discomfort in mothers-to-be. The staff will also show new parents how to impart massage to their newborn child, which helps improve the symptoms of gas and constipation, increases sensory awareness, and fosters sleep so that the baby doesn’t stay up for late-night Law & Order marathons.

Great Escape Therapeutic Massage, LLC

Massage, Full Body
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