What You'll Get
Massage was developed by NASA to help astronauts cope with edgy Tang-induced sugar highs, lack of ESPN, and predatory aliens stowed away in the hangar bay. Achieve its soothing effects outside the soul-crushing abyss of outer space with today’s deal: for $10, you get a 30-minute chair massage from a licensed massage therapist (a $30 value) at Green Earth Pharmacy on Third Street.
Housed within an LEED-certified building and thoroughly stocked with sustainable products, Green Earth Pharmacy devotes itself to all things natural. During your 30-minute chair massage, the mitten fillers of a master massage therapist will skate smooth circles and figure eights on the surface of your back, shoulders, and arms, boosting circulation, oxygenating muscles, and promoting peacefulness. Unburdened of excess tension and muscle aches, you'll float out of the chair to gallantly tackle the rest of your day, and the ever-present din of cars, office noises, and pigeon gossip will seem pleasantly dulled.
State-licensed massage therapist Lacy attended the prestigious Cayce/Reilly School of Massage Therapy in Virginia Beach. She's been professionally soothing aches and pains for four years and has a keen interest in structural realignment, pain management, and delivering supremely relaxing massages. Massage itself is a homeopathic alternative to gobbling painkillers and repeatedly punching your own aching muscles. Take advantage of this pleasant pastime while appreciating the eco-friendly confines at Green Earth Pharmacy.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 9, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. By appointment only. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.