What You'll Get
Teeth are the bodyguards of the stomach, shredding burritos into tiny pieces to prevent them from going into the body whole and masquerading as vital organs. Keep your oral soldiers in fighting condition with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a dental cleaning, exam, and x-rays (a $225 value) at Gruene Family Dental in New Braunfels. Gruene Family Dental is led by University of Texas alum Dr. Kim Turnbow, who employs a qualified, caring staff. During the cleaning, tooth-herders of any age will have their flocks of fangs perused, hosed, and sheared of their plaquey pelts. Digital x-rays will expose cavities and ensure the structural integrity of your ivory towers. In addition to complimentary water and coffee, Gruene Family Dental provides soothing music, blankets, plush chairs, and a DVD player reconfigured to dispense walnuts.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. New clients only. Restrictions may apply to patients with periodontal disease or excessive decay. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.