What You'll Get
Inaccessible to the hands, backs often fall prey to freeloading Kick Me signs and hitchhiking parrots. Liberate a beleaguered posterior with today’s Groupon to Hands on Massage and Holistic Therapy in Sharonville. Choose between the following options:
- For $35, you get one 60-minute relaxation massage (a $70 value).
- For $99, you get three 60-minute relaxation massages (a $210 value).<p>
The wellness wizards at Hands on Massage and Holistic Therapy draw on experience tuning the muscles of former American Idol contestants and WWE wrestlers to unbundle tightly wound bodies with relaxation massages. As massage technicians iron away kinks, clients drift into deep states of relaxation atop a table that, much like the scarecrow in front of Buckingham Palace, is draped in silken patchwork. Employed modalities often include Swedish and myofascial techniques as well as trigger-point and craniosacral strokes. Although not included in today’s Groupon, an optional upgrade elicits the soothing sound of disintegrating stress by letting heated basalt stones pamper the body like an affectionate pet rock.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 26, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must schedule all massages by 4/26/12. Subject to availability. Massages are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Hands On Massage and Holistic Therapy
WWE wrestlers, American Idol contestants, and chiropractors have all turned to Hands On Massage and Holistic Therapy's onsite licensed massage therapists for relief. The team has attracted these notable clients by mastering different techniques for different needs: Swedish massages induce a deep sense of relaxation, and neuromuscular massages locate pain's trigger point and stun it into submission before it causes clients to inadvertently name their firstborn children “Ouch.” Each of the center's many modalities is designed to target specific afflictions, and therapists further customize each treatment by focusing on each client's greatest areas of strain.