The human body ranks just above middle children and just below pots of boiling nuclear isotope spaghetti in its need for constant attention. Take a moment to show your body some affection with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get a 60-minute therapeutic relaxation massage at Healing Hands Massage (a $75 value). This Groupon is valid at locations in West Chester, Downingtown, Media, and Berwyn. Same-day and evening appointments are available.

The exclusive massage-therapy provider for Chester County Hospital, Healing Hands Massage expertly loosens limbs and de-tensifies torsos. More than 30 certified muscle wranglers are on hand to vanquish any aches, pains, or monkeys clinging to backs and shoulders. Healing Hands' massage therapists combine soothing strokes, careful kneading, and the occasional hex key to detangle muscular knots and dispel tension. To make sure they're applying the right amount of pressure at all times, the Healing Hands crew asks incisive questions and offers professional tips. While stress reduction is a widely acknowledged benefit of massage therapy, better circulation, improved sleep, a stronger immune system, and wittier comebacks have also been documented as results.