What You'll Get
Written by Ebony Rankin, a fourth-grade student and a burgeoning scribe in the 826CHI writing program.
Unlike tying a rubber band around your head, a massage can make you feel better and won’t have you wondering, “Why do I have a rubber band around my head? Am I crazy or something?!” Feel better, not worse, with today’s Groupon to Health First Wellness Center in Schaumburg. Choose between the following options:
- For $36, you get a 60-minute massage (a $72 value).
- For $69, you get two 60-minute massages (a $144 value). <p>
At Health First Wellness Center, a licensed clinical massage therapist and a board-certified chiropractic physician give clinical massages and free chiropractic consultations. The 60-minute clinical massages apply pressure to achy muscles to help lower blood pressure, reduce chronic pain, ease anxiety, and improve muscle tone, which can make you as strong as a wrestler who could pick up the Groupon building. A free chiropractic consultation is included with this deal, and what it does is check your bones for problems or any good jokes.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 4, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiples as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Health First Wellness Center
Board-certified chiropractic physician Dr. Naveed Elahi takes a multidisciplinary approach to pain relief, disease prevention, and whole-body health at Health First Wellness Center. The practice specializes in chiropractic medicine, a science that aims to alleviate such common conditions as headaches and neck pain without the use of drugs, surgery, or noogies. In cases where traditional chiropractic medicine does not apply, the doctor rounds out the treatment menu with acupuncture and clinical massage therapy, two ancient modalities that can reduce anxiety and improve sleep. Furthermore, personal training and nutrition counseling help patients ward off the specter of disease in a more reliable manner than hanging garlic cloves on their treadmills. In addition to MedSpa services including laser hair removal and VelaShape body smoothing and contouring, Health First Wellness Center also offers yoga, Zumba, and Pilates classes.